Wednesday, January 26, 2011


Johnny Depp was promising to sexually violate me in every imaginable way I've never really found the man drop dead. It's only since Jack Sparrow that I've enjoyed his acting...but heck, now that's why I enjoy my sleep! 
Before he got down to it though, I woke 04h14, to the sound of a male lion announcing his presence on the concession. Awesome! Any other reason, I may have been grumpy waking up. 
I'm not a morning person. I don't put the glasses on straight away and I'm blind as a bat. So for the first 10 minutes I stumble about with absolutely no sense of balance, and then with the laughable eye sight, I end up walking into E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. You ask why I wake up grumpy?

But...waking up to the sound of an African Lion announcing to the world why he's just IT, puts me into a good mood for the day. Even if I have to make two trips to the gate to fetch staff. SMILING! Even if one of the dodgy dudes building the lodge next door gives me a dodgy eye. SMILING! Well, he did try get fresh with one of the staff, so I called him a mogoshwa (prostitute) and drove away quickly before I got a reaction. 
I'm off. Going to pop in my ear phones and pretend to do some exercises for the next little while listening to Rihanna complain. Music makes everything better, doesn't it. For those of you who like a little music, go check out my friends blog:


  1. I fell asleep to the sound of a female fox in what sounded like horrific pain as her male companion tried to get down to some business time...not really the same thing, but that's London for you...

  2. I thinks it's quite fitting of London, isn't it?